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[eiki]

Better joke in french sorry...

Do you know why we used to called them chips? Because they were driving like potatoes  :unsure: (gone)

[Prower]

Only in France you allow potatoes to drive?

HDVision!

[fantazy]

Prower, on Jun 28 2008, 08:08 PM, said:

Only in France you allow potatoes to drive?

HDVision!

this is the most retarded thing ever.... like polarized lenses wow OMG let's rename this "HD Vision" ROFL
I swear to god, commercials are the reason I never watch TV - I prefer to download TV series without stupid ads like this on TVU thank you. Now let me go donate 19.95$ to TVU instead of buying these *ahem* HD vision European style sun glasses.

[AL3X]

Pura magia

The Best Of David Copperfield

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American History - South Park version

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How To Behave On An Internet Forum  

[AL3X]

1. THINGY  (thing-ee) n.
  Female: Any  part under a car's hood.
  Male: The strap fastener on a woman's  bra.

  2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel)  adj.
  Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to  another.
  Male: Playing cricket without a box.

  3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon)  n.
  Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with  one's partner.
  Male: Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip  with the boys.

  4. COMMITMENT  (ko-mit-ment) n.
  Female: A desire to get married and raise  a family.
  Male: Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

  5. ENTERTAINMENT  (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
  Female: A good movie, concert, play  or book.
  Male: Anything that can be done while drinking  beer.

  6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens)  n.
  Female: An embarrassing by product of  indigestion.
  Male: A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

  7 MAKING LOVE (may-king  luv) n.
  Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
  Male: Call it whatever you want, just as long as we  do it.

  8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht  kon-trohl) n.
  Female: A device for changing from one TV  channel to another.
  Male: A device for scanning through all 375  channels every 5 minutes.


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  He said: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in  it
She said: You wear pants don't  you?

He said: Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
  She said: That's a good idea - you stand by the  ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

  He said: What have you been doing with all  the grocery money I gave you?
  She said: Turn sideways and look in the  mirror!

  He said: Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
  She said: I would but you're never  there.

  He said:  Why don't women blink during foreplay?
  She said: They don't have  time

  He said: How  many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
  She said: We  don't know; it has never happened.

  He said: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
  She said: They already have  boyfriends.

  She  said: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
  He said: A  widow.


I saved the best for last: I make a twat of myself

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Playing With A Football Can Be So Much Fun

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Bubble Magic

Guy on motorcycle texting on the phone

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Wicked Isuzu Car Commercial

[eiki]

Something that let me think there was some photoshop behind it...

[Prower]

http://www.b3ta.com/board/8789496

[imognimma]

When I was born I was Black. When I grow up I am black. When I am sick I am black. When I go in the sun I am black. When I am cold I am black. When I die I am black.

But You. When you are born you are pink. When you grow up you are white. When you are sick you turn green. When you go in the sun you get red. When you are cold you turn blue. When you die you turn purple. And you have the fucking nerve to call me COLORED!

[IceDaemon]

What kind of nurse would fall in love with a rich patient?
Answer: A practical nurse.

[imognimma]

all images taken from here, there's plenty more.

[AL3X]

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If  palm oil is made from palm nuts, corn oil is made from corn, and  vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Did  you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,  but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the  window?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

The  statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are  suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best  friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
                 

[AL3X]

The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest
is the male sperm.

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6=2 0lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are
standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.


Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs

[AL3X]

The Matrix Runs On Windows

Absolutely hilarious!!!


"Ubuntu? I'm going to learn ubuntu?"

[Bl@ck ThUnder]

Hi !

Alex, this cat want to fight your dog !



Taz is back

[fantazy]

ALEX, on Nov 20 2008, 02:48 AM, said:

The Matrix Runs On Windows

Absolutely hilarious!!!


"Ubuntu? I'm going to learn ubuntu?"

LOL! The last line is a gem!!!  

[AL3X]

Dog Can't Get Out  

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Death Art Animation

[imognimma]

A man's schedule

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Word As Image  

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Chameleon frightened by iphone